Border Patrol

Rusumo Falls

Once upon a time there was a beautiful woman living in the Eastern Province of Rwanda. She had many friends and family, and was undoubtedly the most eligible bachelorette in the village. She had many offers (both sexual and matrimonial), and was promised dowries of amashongore {many female cows} as well as a life of eating nothing but avocadoes and donuts. Needless to say it was quite a shock for everyone when she finally accepted an offer of marriage, not from a Rwandan, but from someone living across the border. Not only that, but the man was very poor (and from what I hear, definitely lacking in the looks department). Nevertheless she was entranced and before her friends and family could figure out what was really going on, she had moved to Tanzania and was living a life of wedded bliss. Of course, everything was not perfect. Her husband was cruel and treated her badly. She was forbidden from visiting loved ones in Rwanda and forced to spend all day inside her small mud hut. It was almost as if she was entranced in a spell, and, fearing for her safety, some of her family snuck over to her house one evening to confront her. Upon seeing her kin come to rescue her, the spell was broken instantly. She realized the man had used black magic to seduce her and make her love him. She was angry and packed her few things and began to flee with her family. However, these things are never that easy and as soon as she begins to leave, her husband shows up, and, suffice to say he’s pissed. He threatens that if she leaves him he will place a curse on her and her entire family. The family manages to escape his grasps and returns the young woman back to the safety of her homeland. She is happy and content and wakes up the next morning and dies. She just…drops dead. Now, this same day people witnessed a rather strange phenomenon, crocodiles began walking across the border, and despite the pokes and kicks from villagers, they continued on their path. Apparently, one could walk up and touch the crocodile without anything happening, because, you see, these crocs were on a mission. They walked all the way down to the girl’s village and ate her family. Maybe some friends too.

So, this was my introduction to my new home. Apparently around these parts there’s a lot of witchcraft. So I’ve been warned not to piss anyone off. We’ve also been warned not to shake hands with anyone, especially old ladies. When you ask why you get a simple one-word response: poison. Now, I don’t really buy any of it, but my roommate informs me that he was also skeptical; having grown up in the city, and it wasn’t until he began living out East that he saw this black magic with his own two eyes. I’ve definitely heard some crazy stories over the past week and as much as I’d like to share them all on my blog, it’s probably not the best thing for me to do, this being available for pretty much anyone to read.

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I had my own interesting experience at the border this past weekend. After surviving our first week at site, some of us decided to celebrate by getting together on Saturday for some much needed R&R. My good friend Miranda was also celebrating a birthday, and so it was decided that we would be going to her house. Of course, after only living in the house for a week it was still relatively empty, and seeing as my living quarters are fully furnished, we decided to do the shindig at my place. Much of the weekend involved sharing good stories, cooking good meals, and drinking good pretty shitty wine. Now, wine here is way expensive, often ranging from $20-30 for just a bottle. I had mentioned to my roommate once that I really like wine. I had also mentioned that I would like to take my friends over to see the border. Now apparently, in Tanzania the wine is way cheaper than what is sold here in Rwanda, and so my roommate suggested paying a border hopper to go buy us some cheap wine in Tanzania and bring it back to us. Before long we were in his car heading towards Tanzania.

The ride out east is a beautiful one. The mountains here are more like hills, and from what I hear; they make for amazing picnic spots. Driving around with my roommate this past week has been an interesting experience because it has allowed me to see parts of Rwanda that the public buses don’t go and places Peace Corps certainly would never take me. Right behind my house, for example, is a long road that heads to the border, in America we would most likely refer to it as the ‘backroad’ route, but here it is also a very important road that connects several villages. The thing about it is that you can walk for almost a mile and not see another person. It seems I’ve found the one place in Rwanda without any people, and considering that I’m currently living in the most densely populated country in all of Africa, that’s quite a feat. Another place I wouldn’t normally get to: the border.

Sketchy border crossing.

Now, my notions of what the border would look like before moving to Rusumo were a lot different. I pictured a pretty, grassy plain with a large ‘Welcome to Tanzania!’ sign. Instead, you drive to a sketchy town that makes Tijuana look like Monaco. All around are dozens of semi trucks and truck drivers speaking different languages from all over Africa. Walking around the streets are women wearing short skirts and tons of makeup, and though I don’t want to assume (for all I know they are truck drivers too, or border guards), I’m pretty sure they are ladies of the night. If you catch my drift. There’s also a few hotels but I think they tend to pair up with said ladies of the night. The border between Tanzania and Rwanda is actually a river, and the bridge connecting the two countries travels over Rusumo Falls. The waterfall was actually very beautiful, though dirty of course (Rwanda is just so damn dusty!). Convincing the guard that we just wanted to see the waterfall and weren’t planning on actually crossing over was a little bit of a feat, but before we know it we were walking across the bridge. Of course, somewhere along the line we may or may not have slipped some money to a man who returned almost an hour later (I was getting worried there for a bit!) with a 5 liter box of incredibly delicious cheap white wine. To thank my roommate for bringing us to the waterfall we all wanted to take him to a bar and buy him a drink. After doing some convincing he said he knew of one close by that was wheelchair accessible. The bar had a nice back courtyard where we enjoyed some cold Primus and akabenzi {pork} skewers. Seeing as this was the first time that I have eaten pork in almost three months, well, I was incredibly happy. Being the always gracious host, my roommate had invited our borderhoppin’ friend. While we were ordering beers he ordered himself a bottle of cognac and then drank the entire bottle over the two hours we were there. So there was that.

Soon after we piled back into my roommate’s car and began racing through the Eastern Mountains. It was probably one of the scarier moments of my time here so far and the fact that my friend kept whispering to me from the backseat that ‘car accidents are the leading cause of death amongst Peace Corps Volunteers!’ really didn’t help. Turns out we had to take our borderhoppin’ friend back to my market town, about 15 minutes away from where I live. To make a long story short, we almost hit several people and were also involved in a minor fender bender. Luckily we made it back home safe and sound, just in time to make a delicious supper and enjoy each other’s company.

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My backyard.

I’ve been at site for almost two weeks now and though I’m enjoying being here, it has also proved to be quite a challenge. Rusumo is an endemic area when it comes to malaria, and after a few nights of mosquito blitzes I’m able to see why. Even though I sleep with a net, they still find their way in and my body is completely covered in bites. In the morning they line the walls of my shower room and so I have to spend a minutes beating the walls with my towel to get them to buzz off…literally. Of course they usually come back rather quickly. Mosquitoes aside, my living situation is really good. I moved into a fully furnished apartment, thanks to my roommate. If anyone out there is thinking that I’m ‘roughing it’ in a hut somewhere then you’re mistaken, the fact is we even have a TV here (granted it nearly electrocuted me when I tried to turn it on once so I don’t really touch it now). Last week I had ordered some furniture from the local carpenter, well actually I had my roommate do it so that I could get a deal and not the muzungu price. The quoted 50,000Rwf and he managed to talk them down to 30,000Rwf (around $55). I got a desk, a chair, and a large wooden bookshelf to keep all my stuff on. When it came time to pick up the stuff I waited until my friends came so that they could help me to carry it over to my house. Due to all of our adventures at the border, we weren’t available to head over to the carpenter until late at night, after giving him a call around 9PM he said it wouldn’t be able a problem. After climbing up the hill and wading through a graveyard of furniture lit only by moonlight we stumbled upon three men sitting on a bench. Now, I’m not really sure if any of them actually worked there but they showed me the stuff and we argued prices for a bit and then we all realized that while my friends and I were slightly buzzed from a few Primus these men were trashed out of their minds. Insults were thrown in Kinyarwanda, and soon two of them men were fist-fighting while the other one screamed at them (the only thing I managed to understand was the one thing he was shouting over and over again: inzoga {alcohol!}. I handed the man the money and we made a dash for it. Now the furniture is safe and sound in my newly decorated bedroom, which gives the whole place a homier feel (which, trust me, was badly needed).

Living here has its other challenges. Despite scoring high on my Language Proficiency Interview, I still only understand 20% of what people are saying to me. Add to that the fact that people here are very shy, and half the time they’re speaking to me in either French or some kind of Swahili. Most days end with me popping a few Ibuprofen because I have such a bad headache. The sun here is killer, and a smart man would wear the sunscreen that Peace Corps provided. I usually abstain because it feels like rubbing castor oil on my skin and never really seems to dry. Also, we’re currently in the dry season, which means the sun is high in the sky, there are water shortages all across the Eastern Province, and the dust is everywhere. When I blow my nose it’s usually red, not from chronic bloody noses but simply because I spend the whole day breathing in dirt. Also, according to my teacher back in Kamonyi, the dry season often times makes people go mad, and tie that in with all the witchcraft going on around me, and I would say it’s quite the time to be here!

But the past weeks have had their ups as well. I can finally work on my own schedule, and after the grueling three months of training, this has definitely been a welcome change. Now that my room is looking more like a room, I enjoy spending time in there and it has proven to be a nice little sanctuary when I am feeling down. The community I am living in is great; the people here are incredibly friendly and eager to talk to me when I go for walks. The staff at the Health Center is also really great, and though I still feel like I have a long way to go in terms of integration, I’m taking it day by day. The view from my window of the sun setting is incredible. The cool night air is relaxing. The cell phone reception here is superb (believe me, it’s a big deal!) Peace Corps service is a series of ups and downs, and so far I’m riding the wave and enjoying the experience.

Now if I could just find some candy…

Last days of PST

Back when I was still applying for Peace Corps I remember thinking to myself that the most terrifying day would be the one where I get dropped off in the middle of Africa, alone, scared, possibly excited, and then watch the van drive off into the distance. That day finally came today and though it wasn’t nearly as scary as I thought it might be, it was still stressful enough to freak me out. The morning started early, where for the first time Peace Corps seemed to have their act together; we were informed we would be leaving around 7:30; the vans were ready to go at 7:30. Of course, we still needed gas, phone minutes, and a quick checkup of the vehicle so in all reality we weren’t out of the city until about 9:00. There were three of us in the van, and being the farthest out I was the last one to get dropped off. It was interesting for me because I got a chance to see my colleagues’ different health centers and their new homes. The first PCV described her village as ‘out in the boonies’ several times to me; of course my response was that we’re all out in the boonies. In all reality her site made Rusumo look like Manhattan. We drove for almost an hour down a dirt road that has definitely seen better days and finally reached her health center, on top of a mountain overlooking the valley. It was beautiful, but remote, and her house was small and scary. I have to give her credit; I don’t think I could handle that. The next stop was a good friend of mine who actually lives not too far from me. Her house is also a haul from the main road, but it’s a cute three bedroom right in the heart of the village. As we pulled up about a hundred people gathered to welcome their new neighbor…it was all too sweet. My installation went a little less smoothly. For starters, they took me to the wrong country. Literally. We missed our turn on the way to my health center and before we know it we ended up at the Tanzanian border. Fridays at the health centers are uneventful usually, not to mention that most of the staff heads to Kigali for the weekend, so there weren’t too many people around to greet me. Nonetheless I moved all of my stuff into my room, and have also come to the executive decision that I’m way too cheap to buy a bed frame, so I will most likely suck it up and sleep on a hospital bed for a while. As I’m writing this I can hear a million mosquitoes buzzing around my net and I forget that where I’m living is basically the malaria capital of Rwanda, so…I’m better not forget my Mefloquin!

The last few weeks of PST were difficult in many ways. Towards the end we had all spent so much time together that, in many ways, we were becoming snippy with each other, or tiring of others’ company. A lot of the people I’ve met here have become close friends, which is crazy considering that I’ve only been here for a few months so far, and I think lately we were spending too much time together. Also, many of the girls in our group had commissioned my host dad to sew them traditional African dresses. He loved the work but unfortunately it meant that I didn’t see him very much toward the end. It also meant we didn’t eat supper until eleven most nights. On top of it all a plethora of ills made its way around our group and by week eight of training I was feeling really under the weather.

Exploring Africa with some students after a day of teaching.

I remember commenting to someone else that the last week of training reminded me a lot of those last weeks of elementary school. You know you’ll see your friends again soon, but most of the group you won’t see for three months, the classroom is pretty much taken down and you are just sitting through some filler classes, and most of your time at home is spent prepping for an exam. In Peace Corps the big exam is the LPI, a language proficiency interview that tests what level you fall at. There are three groups: novice, intermediate, and advanced. Within each group you can then score low, mid, or high. To be a Peace Corps volunteer you must score Intermediate Mid on your final LPI, which is a pretty big challenge seeing as Kinyarwanda is an incredibly difficult language to learn. On my mid-training LPI I was one level away from what I needed on the final test, so I wasn’t too nervous going into it. I figured that if I didn’t pass it meant I wasn’t graded right the first time. Good news, I passed! I scored Intermediate High, which made me pretty happy because it’s one of the higher scores. Only one person in our group scored in the advanced category, but seeing as I never studied {once} while being here, my own personal ambitions weren’t quite that high. The difficulty is that some in the group didn’t pass, for those who were close to the requisite level; they receive a language contract and simply have to reach Intermediate Mid sometime within the next three months. For the others, they have to stay behind in Kamonyi and if their skills don’t improve they may have to go back. To America. It’s a stressful situation to say the least and I feel like Peace Corps should put more emphasis on the difficulty of language learning as they interview and recruit volunteers. The fact of the matter is that some learn languages very easily and others don’t. Some people already speak one or two besides English and so learning another won’t be as big a challenge. Some like to speak a lot. Some prefer learning by blackboard. There is such a variety and the consequences of not doing well on the LPI can be very stressful.

What we didn’t realize about examinations was that we would also be tested on our knowledge of all of the tech sessions we’ve had throughout the past few months. Now, I don’t want to be one to complain, and I’m not quite sure who is actually reading this blog, so, suffice to say the technical aspect of training was very poor. When it came time to take the test we were told it would be open book, only to find out after a few minutes that no, we were actually supposed to have memorized everything?? The irony is that after training, should I forget something, I have a wealth of books and notes that I can consult. Well, my grade on my technical exam wasn’t so hot. But I’m still here.

Following all of the examinations was the farewell party that we had planned to honor our host families. The party invitations that were handed out informed all that the party would begin at 2:00. Now, in America this would mean everyone would arrive at 1:30 expecting the drinks and hors d oeuvres to be ready…which is annoying. In Rwanda it meant that everyone showed up around 3:30 expecting the drinks and hors d oeuvres to be ready…which is annoying. My family didn’t show up at all, and being the only family to neglect their trainee I was feeling a little down. I was the kid at the baseball game whose dad is always too busy to ever come to a game. As each of the trainees got up to introduce their family to the rest of the party someone must have noticed the frown on my face, someone made a phone call and about ten minutes before the party ended my host mom showed up. I was surprised because I feel really fortunate that I got the family that I got, they had been an excellent family for most of the training, but I was a little hurt that no one showed up, especially on a Sunday when there is no work! My host dad later explained to me that he had called a repairman to do some maintenance in the shop and basically couldn’t get rid of the guy (I’m still not sure if this is a real enough excuse but I like my host dad so much I’ll let it fly). The party also included some traditional African dancing from our very own group of trainees. I posted a video of it, give it a look if you can because I think it’s fun and the end is hilarious. Once the party was over, the tough part came: saying goodbye. It wasn’t easy and I’m going to miss my family very much. It’s still a little surreal how quickly you can bond despite living with someone for so short a time and when the language gap between you resembles the Grand Canyon. But I know this isn’t the last time that I will ever see them again, we’ve already planned a time for December when I can join them again, so the goodbye wasn’t totally awful. After packing up my things we were off to Kigali.

We taught the Hokey Pokey to some schoolchildren.

Being in Kigali always makes me sick. There’s something about it. After living in the countryside for a few months going to a densely packed city gives you a bit of culture shock. On top of it all there are a million people everywhere, motos driving like idiots all over the roads, the sun seems the be hotter and brighter in the sky, and you get dehydrated no matter how many liters of water you drink. The Peace Corps Rwanda has its own version of a hostel, called le Case, and it’s a place where you can stay for very cheaply when you have to come visit Kigali. It’s also pretty gross. The hot showers and flush toilets that are provided do seem like quite the luxury for the dirty, tired of squatting, Peace Corps trainees, and I may or may not have showered twice a day for the duration of my stay. Our swearing in ceremony was nice little affair held at the ambassador’s house and attended by more people than I was expecting. There were speeches given in English, French, and Kinyarwanda. I spoke in English and considering that most of it was written the night beforehand I think I did an okay job. The big news going around Kigali was that Bill Clinton was there for the day. In my head I was thinking of course he’s going to come to the ceremony. He didn’t, but then again, I’m not sure I would have wanted to give a speech in front of Bill Clinton.

The day after swearing in was a nice relaxed day. Most of the group left for site installations, but a few of us who are farther away from Kigali were moved in later. We hung out in our pajamas all morning, played tons of Trivial Pursuit, ate greasy delicious Chinese food, and drank a ton of beer. If that sounds like a perfect day to you I would be apt to agree.

Now I’m here at site. What am I going to do here? I have 720 days to figure that out. Right now I need to go to bed.

Site Visit

I’m sitting in a conference twiddling my thumbs. Right now the speaker is going on in rapid fire Kinyarwanda, and as much as I’d like to think I know what he is saying, the truth is I have no idea. Occasionally we switch to French. Every once in a blue moon an English word pops up. Next to me my supervisor is taking down some notes and raises his hand. He asks one of those questions that takes five minutes to ask but only two words to answer. I have no idea what he was inquiring about. I’ve only known him for about two hours at this point; he is the titulaire at the Centre de Sante to which I have been assigned to work at for the next two years. Our first conversation was a little awkward, switching back and forth between French and Kinyarwanda, but amazingly, we are able to communicate decent enough for me to wean some information. The problem sometimes in Rwanda is that a simple question, like ‘what is you name?’ {witwa nde?}, turns into quite an ordeal because the names here are usually pretty long and complicated. Soon, we’re back to the conference, jotting down pointless notes and sipping on bad coffee. By the time the session is over, my fellow trainees begin heading to the bus station to depart for their various sites. I however wait behind, my titulaire has informed me that a private car will be driving us to my site (swanky, it’s like I’m living in the Posh Corps). It is twelve o’clock. In typical African fashion the car arrives at 4:30. By five we are barreling down the road, leaving Kigali behind and heading east.

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 The day our sites were announced was a tense one. Realistically, all of us had shown up at the hub for one reason: we wanted to know where we would be living for the duration of our service! Of course in Peace Corps nothing is that easy, someone decided it would be best if we spent most of the morning sitting through more classes. In the morning I was antsy, but by lunchtime I was going nuts…just tell us already! Finally the moment came, our Health Program coordinator entered the room with a large map of Rwanda that had 25 yellow pins situated all over the country. But before we can find out they need to explain how they chose the sites. They discuss how they couldn’t give us all what we asked for during our site interviews, then they discuss---from the back of the room someone groans loudly. ‘Just tell us already!!’ Sensing a possible mutiny, our coordinator pulls out the sheet with the sites. Now he is debating whether or not to tell us alphabetically or by the regions. At this point I fear for his safety, people are getting up, he best just spit it out. I think he gets the hint and begins announcing.

A week before the announcements we got to sit down one on one with the Program directors to discuss what are primary interests are (what sectors we would like to work in), as well as what some of our living preferences are (can you survive without electricity, what is the farthest you would walk for water, do you like hot/cold temperatures). In hindsight, I’m not sure anything we said was taken into consideration, but the thought counts, right? I say I’m interested mostly in working with nutrition, possibly doing some community agriculture projects, and oral health education. What kind of weather do I like? Cold. In fact, if you could place me in the coldest site available, well, that’d be great. Just don’t send me out east. I hear it’s hot, full of mosquitoes, and impossible to find water. Nope, definitely don’t want to go east.

I’m now staring at the map. I have to squint for a minute, is he pointing to Tanzania?! No, I’ve just been placed as far east as one can get in Rwanda. Basically, Tanzania. “I think you’ll like it here, Ian. They speak Swahili here.” Wait…what did he just say?! Judging by the panicked look on my face the other program coordinator steps in, “Well not really, don’t worry Ian. They speak Kinyarwanda and Swahili. And French!”

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 I roll down the window and feel the cool night air. Outside the moon illuminates the mountains for as far as the eye can see. When anyone in Rwanda discusses the eastern province they point out how flat it is. Being from Wisconsin I guess I have a different definition of flat because what I see out the window is anything but. We descend the mountain and are driving over small bridges in the valley. ‘Rice fields’ I hear my titulaire say. He smiles and puts his hand on my shoulder, ‘We’re getting close.’

The car pulls up to the Health Center, but it’s too dark to see much. Inside my pocket I hear my phone buzzing. Welcome to Tanzania! it says. Hm… I’m waiting for the driver (who I’ve been informed is my roommate for the next two years) to exit the car, but there seems to be some kind of delay. Pretty soon one of the health center janitors runs up with wheelchair and opens the door for my roommate. It now dawns on me…there’s a reason the car’s brake and gas pedal were attached to the steering wheel! ‘This man is handicapped,’ my titulaire tells me. I try to resist thanking him for overstating the obvious and instead nod in agreement. Soon we are heading up a dark path to the left of the Health Center, where, on top of a small hill, I see a little house. I should point out that emanating from the house windows is a nice yellowish glow…I have electricity! We enter and I sigh in relief. Many of my fellow trainees are living in their own houses alone but my site has me living in a small house with one of my Rwandan coworkers. Needless to say I was a little nervous about the whole situation but seeing a fully furnished living room makes me smile. Peace Corps gives us a generous ‘move in’ allowance that is designed to help you furnish your house for two years, but seeing as everything is already done in the living room I think I’ll have a nice bit of vacation money. The janitor grabs my bags and leads me to my bedroom. This will be my one private place for the rest of my service, and expecting some kind of Harry Potter cupboard below a staircase I’m pleasantly surprised to see a rather large room. About the size of a dorm room, except just for myself! In the corner of the ceiling I see a long red wire that stretches across the room and leads to a single plug. I begin thinking how much I’m going to love having electricity when…there’s a loud boom and the power goes out. As I discovered over the next few days, that happens a lot.

Site visits are difficult because no one is quite sure what to do with you, and after only four weeks of Kinyarwanda training our language skills could best be described as sub par. I spent much of the time exploring my new community and sitting in on a training session for community health workers. As much as I wanted to scream from boredom, I think sitting in on these sessions was good because it gave me the opportunity to meet nearly 50 different community health workers, people with whom I’m hoping to work with in the near future. I blew through all of my airtime in one day after an obsessive amount of texting and calling my fellow trainees, then had to make a rather embarrassing purchase of way too many phone minutes at one of the local boutiques. Which really only reinforces the stereotype of what a rich muzungu I am.

After staying at site for a week I boarded a bus and headed back to Kigali to meet up with some others in my group. We took advantage of being in the big city to eat out, and after several liters of beer and several plates of food, we were all very satisfied. We boarded a bus bound for Remera-Rukoma, and by nightfall were back home, safe and sound, with our families.

After almost two months here I’m beginning to fall into a routine. Unfortunately, since site visit, training has been a difficult ordeal. At this point in time, many of us are tired and anxious to get started with our service. At the same time I’m not looking forward to having to say goodbye to my family (who have been amazing) and to all of the great people I’ve met in my training group. In a few weeks, though, training will come to an end and we will be sworn in as Peace Corps Volunteers. I’m excited, nervous, anxious, and most all…ready.

First Weeks

It’s hard to believe that I’ve only been here for a short time. The past two weeks have seemed to fly by, and though they certainly haven’t been easy, they’ve been some of the most rewarding days I’ve had so far (yes…as in, my life).

The buildup to leaving was a very stressful time. It seems to be an impossible task to pack up everything you own, say goodbye to loved ones, and then jet off halfway across the world to start a new life. Even as I was being driven to the airport (after having finished packing last minute as always) it all seemed a bit surreal. Is this it? I’m really going to be joining the Peace Corps?! Of course, in hindsight, the packing and flying were the easy part. Staging in Philadelphia was the typical orientation. Topics including hard pressing issues such as: hopes and fears, what did want to get out of the experience, why did we join, what is the weirdest things we packed? These two days were very hard for me, the buildup reminded me a lot of a roller coaster, it takes forever to get to the top but you know that once you do you’ll be in for a wild ride.

After staging we spent the next day (literally) flying, from JFK New York to Brussels, and finally down to Kigali, Rwanda. When the plane landed late that night, I was a mess. To put it nicely. I had thrown up, slept way too much, had no idea what time it was (or what day for that matter). As we descended the steps I was nervous, excited, panicked, eager, anxious. As I saw my bag coming down the baggage claim belt I was relieved and ready. Before I knew it we were shuffled out and into vans that would normally house…hostages (?), and taken to the Peace Corps compound in downtown Kigali. The air was cool and misty, and as we unloaded bags it began to rain lightly. The first night at the compound was interesting. Some people zonked out, while others (myself included) rolled around for most of the night. Add to that some of the crazy side effects from my malarial prophylaxis and it was not a good night. I fell asleep promptly around noon the next day during a quickie language class (quickie only in the sense that it was meant to teach us enough to navigate our first night with the host family).

Our group is a small one composed of all health volunteers. We range in ages 22-(well there is someone older but there is no way I’m going to ask how old), but I would say on average about 27. We come from different backgrounds, races, religions, states (although 4 from Wisconsin!), and experiences. Despite all of this, we’ve come to know each other well over the past few weeks and have bonded like old friends. Which is good, because without a good support network this would be a nearly impossible task.

After spending two days at the compound, we hit the ground running. We packed our bags and were bused to the District of Kamonyi, where we will be living for the first ten weeks of service. In the center of Kamonyi is the Peace Corps hub where we meet for technical training twice a week. The first day we entered the hub the entire one half of the room was full of Rwandan families. One by one a family would stand and say their name, and the director of Housing would announce their new son/daughter. It was full of awkward moments, but the whole time we were laughing (some crying) and almost dying of excitement. My host dad was there to greet me and eventually take me to my house. My dad is the town tailor, and our house lies on the main road (or The Strip, as I like to call it). Along with my host mom, I have a little brother and sister, 12 and 7. As far as living situations go, I couldn’t have gotten luckier. Each day is new and exciting, and of course full of awkward moments.

Training is definitely an intense process, and perhaps the most intense component is learning the national language of Rwanda, Kinyarwanda. I’ve read in some places that Kinyarwanda is one of the most difficult languages in the world to learn, and I would be apt to agree. I wish I could go back in time and kick myself in the balls for ever thinking Spanish was a challenge. A few reasons why: it’s a tonal language (so depending on what syllable you put emphasis on the meaning of the word can change), almost every word looks the same (memorizing vocab lists is near impossible), there are sixteen noun classes (English has two), and everytime I want to tell someone that I am a volunteer I have to say ‘Ndi umukorerabushake.’ Despite the difficulties, I feel like I am making progress, and I’m excited to see where I’ll be at in another eight weeks.

All in all this has been an incredibly rewarding experience and it’s hard to believe that it’s just getting started. Internet here is spotty, and none of the modems work with my computer. Because of that I can’t really check facebook that often, but really…that’s a good thing. My plan is to write up blog entries on Word, and then just upload them to the internet once I track down someone with internet. It seems impossible to describe everything that’s happened, so I’ll leave you with some of the craziest/best/worst/ moments so far.

Sipping home brewed banana beer out of a jerry can. Gross. Being called muzungu everywhere I go. Annoying but I’m getting used to it. Sitting through a five hour church service. Horrible! The satisfaction of carrying on a conversation with someone in Kinyarwanda. Rewarding. Looking up at the night sky and seeing more stars than ever before. Watching a storm cloud rush from one mountain to yours. Feeling the fog descend and seep in through the windows. Watching the sunset from your front porch and pinching yourself because you’ve never seen anything quite so beautiful.

Incredible.

Packing...ugh

I absolutely hate packing. The only thing that's worse is unpacking. Now while I admit that there is some bizarre satisfaction that comes with finding ways to cram everything into a small pack, packing is where some of my obsessive compulsions take over. I managed to mash all of my clothes into one suitcase, with mash being the operative word. I mean, once those shirts and pants are taken out they are going to be way wrinkly. I hate wrinkly clothes. Almost as much as I hate packing.

On a positive note, once I packed my bags and lifted them I was positive that I would be way over the 100 lbs we are allowed. Turns out I'm good, very good to be exact. All of my clothes came in at roughly thirty pounds. I haven't weighed the other suitcase yet but I'm highly doubting that it is going to be over 70. Now, the dimensions of my bags is pushing it a bit, but I'm just hoping the airport people let that slide.

At some point I would like to put together a list of everything I've packed, but for now...I'm too tired to even think about it.

New York, Madison, Africa Preparations, and more...

A lot has happened in the past few weeks since I last posted. Most notably, time has flown by. I can now count on my fingertips the days until I fly out to Africa. Which is exciting and nerve wracking and overwhelming all at once. I keep glancing at my list of things to buy before I leave and am dismayed at how far behind I am with packing. Being a notorious procrastinator, I was determined to be fully packed and ready to leave well before my departure date.

That, of course, will not be happening. I fully expect to be at Wal-Mart the night before I depart hunting something that I had been putting off.

In other news, I was able to take one last trip to New York to visit my friend and generally spend lots of money. My goals with this trip were many, basically involving food and drink. I arrived in New York late Wednesday avenue, and met Eric in Harlem (M60 Bus to 125th St I had that so well memorized). He handed off his house keys so I could drop off my suitcases and headed to his class. You see, he's a Masters student at NYU and does real important things. My trip to drop off the bags turned into one of those oh wow, there's a comfy bed kind of trips, and well...before I knew it he was calling my cell and three hours and passed and I was that bad kind of groggy that you feel after napping for three hours. We had a few beers and some pizza and called it an early night because I operate on an old person's schedule. I actually wanted to wake early so that I could head to the theater district and pick up some rush tickets for a show the next evening.

Now, I feel like this is a good thing to comment on. Rush tickets are basically student tickets that the theaters offer to those willing to get to the box office when it opens and maybe wait in line for a little bit. Most people who know me know that I love theater, and try to make an effort to see several shows whenever I'm in New York (I have an embarrassingly large Playbill collection). I had all of the shows I wanted to see picked out, and headed to the appropriate theaters the next morning to get my tickets. Except...I didn't get them. Any of the days. You see, the A train from Brooklyn to 42nd St takes too damn long and I wake up too damn late, and for some obscene reason was completely unable to get tickets to any of the shows I wanted to see. Frustrated. Of course, come Saturday I realized this was my last chance to get tickets to a show, when the usual suspects weren't working for me, I happened to notice a billboard for Jesus Christ Superstar. Now, I absolutely LOVE JCS (yes I call it that). I've seen it too many times. And yes, I realize it's generally awful, but oh so good. I know all of the lyrics by heart which again, is horrible. But it sounded like fun, Eric had never seen it, which is not acceptable, and before you know it we were waiting in the long line to get tickets...and...we got some! The show was amazing! Slightly cheesy, but I loved it. I'm pretty sure Eric did too.

Now seeing as we were going to a Broadway show at 2:00 and had a few hours to kill, we chose the manliest activity possible to fill our time: New York International Auto Show! The show was a lot of fun. It was packed and so I spent most of my time ramming into people and waiting like a little schoolboy for the chance to sit in some nice sports cars. Highlights definitely include: checking out the MINIs because, well, they're just fun and I'm pretty sure I'm want one when I come back from Rwanda (I know, that sounds very superficial. But come one...just look at them!) Other fond memories include drooling over some of my favorites (Audi A6 anyone, a VEYRON?!), sitting in a Miata while Eric makes revving sounds that would embarrass a small child, and riding in some simulator from hell a la Mazda. Also, I think at one point I was so hungry I sat down on the floor and downed a doughnut. Donut. How do you spell that?



Thursday and Friday were mostly spent walking around observing the city. I've done all of the 'touristy' things there are to do in NYC, so it was nice to just have a trip to wander around and explore. I love that city. Still not sure I could ever live there (I mean...can you kayak in the East River? Would you want to?!), but it's a great visit. Some other highlights included visiting the United Nations building, which...for a political science geek is a pretty big deal! Also, while most of my lunches included trashy street food gyros, we did stumble to some cool restaurants on the lower East side that were surprisingly good. If you can see the guacamole in the picture...well, it was everything I could have wanted and more. Of course I'm sure it ended up costing a a fortune, because when our $200 bill came all I could was laugh. And then cry. Then ask for more margaritas. (Just kidding. I went elsewhere to drink. Of course...elsewhere equally as expensive).

The trip was more than I could have asked for, but all good things have to end and so Monday morning I packed up and prepared for the bus/subway/something ride to the airport to fly out. My attempt to take the A train/G train/7 train last time turned out to be incredibly stupid because apparently no one uses the green line, so we came up with a much smarter option this time around. That doesn't mean it wasn't without its difficulties. There was a point where I was chasing a bus down a city block. All the while holding a McDonald's smoothie and rolling a suitcase behind me. I should mention that Eric was banging on the side of the bus the whole time. When I got to the airport I got all checked in and prepared for my departure.

Now, I should point out that while sitting in the LaGuardia food court (don't worry, I didn't actually eat there), I knew all along what was to come. And in today's news, Ian Allen shows some emotion... I admit, I don't always channel my feelings the best. I usually have some kind of cynical remark to mask how I truly feel. But the thing is...when you know in your head that this is a good bye for two years. It was a little much. Eric was very nice and walked me right to the security line, which really was a terrible thing to do because I had no idea how to say goodbye. I mean, the whole trip I knew I would have to. And it's even worse when you're saying good bye to your best friend. I just, gave him a hug, told him I had a great trip, and wished him well in his endeavors. I mean it was all very sincere and corny. He left, and I was staring at a very long long line ahead of me, with a very crabby lady behind me (she kept shoving her rolly bag into my heel. Apparently I was waiting too slow.) And then it all kind of hit me. This was awful and embarrassing and I'm not even quite sure why I feel the need to bring it up online but I want to be honest in this blog. Basically...I started crying. Not ugly crying, not someone I love is dead crying. Just...the realization of everything hit me. At this point the lady behind me stopped shoving her bag into me, and actually looked somewhat concerned.

Saying good bye to Eric was tough, and made even more tough by knowing that this was only the beginning of the Ian Allen farewell tour. Kind of like Cher. Since being back in Wisconsin, I went down to Madison to visit some good friends as well as my grandparents. And one by one I had to say goodbye to everyone. I was discussing with a friend who's abroad the other night about how much easier it would be to just pick up and leave and not have anyone know. I mean...I feel like it happens quite often where you go months, even years, without seeing someone. It's just the knowledge of the duration of your Peace Corps service that makes things so hard. And it makes you think about what you're going to miss.

I'm going to miss the great times I've had with my friend Danielle. We've been friends for a long time, and she's someone I know who will always listen to me bitch and complain. She was very nice to let me crash on her couch for a bit. And she may like red wine more than me...you have to have friends like that! Saying goodbye to Kelsey wasn't too hard because for all I know she will be working at the embassy in Kigali next year. She's just that kind of person. When she runs for President I will probably vote for her (president of Nicaragua, obviously). Saying goodbye to my grandparents was...hard. I'm going to miss them so much. I'm hoping the whole skype situation in Rwanda works out because I'd love to be able to chat with them from Africa. The whole webcam communication thing is very impressive to my grandma. Saying goodbye to Eric was tough. I don't see much of him anymore, but we generally talk a few hours every week. We gab. Like old ladies. Of course I know that that is not going to be happening too much anymore (calling abroad is uh--spensive!). I think what I'm going to miss most are the weekend mornings when he would stumble into my room, turn my light on and call me a 'ho,' then plant his ass in my chair as we discuss a myriad of topics. We really should get our own NPR show.

This is a pretty long post, so to summarize: trips to NYC good. Trips to Madison very very good (of course that may just be the old fashioneds speaking). Saying good bye...sucks.

I leave you with this picture, a shot of Manhattan I took while walking back to Brooklyn.

The Countdown

Four weeks from today I will be attending the orientation for my Peace Corps service. Of course, up until yesterday I had no idea when or where exactly this would all take place. In fact, I was half expecting to call Peace Corps and have someone say, "Ian Allen? Nope, I don't see your name anywhere here, are you sure you applied?" Because I'm always nervous like that.

Well fear not Ian! Yesterday I finally got the e-mail that I had been waiting for, staging for Health 4 Rwanda volunteers will be held in Philadelphia on May 8-9. Apparently no planes from Wisconsin are leaving for Philadelphia that day (or you know, maybe they filled up seeing as we're booking four weeks out!) so they are going to fly me in the night before and put me up. In a hotel. I think. The e-mail had several instructions, the first order of business was to call SATO travel, the agency that does booking for government agencies, and arrange my flight. To my surprise it was the easiest flight I've ever booked. I suppose the big difference is that normally I am checking kayak.com every 20 seconds to see the cheapest deal I can get. When it's not my credit card and money isn't the issue, well, arranging flights is much easier. They are flying me right out of Mosinee (I can smell it already...some of you know what I'm referring to) and then to Minneapolis, then eastward bound. Staging looks to be typical orientation fair, the kind I used to facilitate at our Study Abroad office, but I'm most excited to meet some of the other people who will be in my program. Many of us are part of a Facebook group for Health 4 volunteers and this has been a great outlet for quelling some of my nerves. I mean, let's be honest, I can be a bit of a nervous nelly, but I finally have an outlet for getting some of my questions answered. Better yet, others usually ask before I do so I don't seem as needy. Everyone in our group seems so nice and just as antsy as me to go ahead and get started on our new journey.

So the countdown has begun. Four weeks. In that time I have some ambitious plans. I mean...first and foremost I have to actually pack. I don't like packing...but I have four weeks, right?! Not only that, I have to pack up the stuff I'm going to be leaving behind in my parents basement. Which means, much of what I own needs to get thrown out. I don't want to return two years from now to a bunch of paperwork and old clothes I just couldn't get rid of. Second order of business is saying my goodbyes...and having some fun while at it! Tomorrow I am flying out to New Yaaawk to visit my old college roommate and basically blow a bunch of money. Fitting. I'm also looking at planing some trips to Madison and Eau Claire to say goodbye to friends and family. And then of course, before I leave there seems to be a mound of paperwork I have to get done. Financial stuff...you know, fun stuff. I've been putting this off for a while because getting everything figured out is such a pain and I have so much time, except I don't and I should really just get this done.

Long story short, I am a mix of nerves and excitement. I am a little stressed but don't have a whole lot going on. I wish I was leaving tomorrow, and yet am happy I still have some time to put things together.

The countdown has begun!